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daytime tv

EVIL, what the house-wives watch, clearly the reason for the brainwashed people in this country.
infomericals on daytime tv make me feel fat.
by stray April 16, 2004
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Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
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daft punk

As a verb, meaning to meet someone and "get lucky" on a night out, after the hit song of summer 2013
"Hey bro, I heard you daft punked with that fit girl last night, sweet!"
by triffic January 11, 2014
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Dayturnal

A completely retarded way of saying diurnal; the opposite of nocturnal.
Karah is dayturnal because she sleeps until four in the morning, is awake all day and passes out at 8:00

Oh, you mean she's diurnal?
by leggy_blonde July 6, 2011
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daytime

Daytime: noun. The quality or condition of being dramatic.

It's a replacement word (synonym) for "drama."
For example: if your girl (or guy) is acting all dramatic say, "Damn, why you gotta be so daytime?!"

Or you are observing someone making a scene at the bar or something, you would say, "Damn, that bitch is daytime!"

Or we could say, "There's a whole 'lotta daytime up in these forums!"
by jediracer September 15, 2006
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Daytona

Daytona is a weird girl, but in a good way. she usually had colored hair, and stands out in every crowd. she has a bright smile and will make you laugh. she denies that she's attractive but she is.
woah, look at daytona ! she's so perfect
by pinkpuppybutts April 16, 2019
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URN Daytimer

A person who can achieve just about anything they put their mind to. They are pretty much invincible, and to boot their dewy complexions and agreeable features continue to defy the term 'having a face for radio'.
'Wait , did that person just cure cancer by blinking their eyes?'
'Oh yeah, but they're a URN Daytimer so it's not surprising.'
'Seriously? So that guy on TV last week who climbed Mount Everest on a space hopp-'
'...A URN Daytimer. Yeah.'
by jemm_20 March 4, 2015
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