Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
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A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)
(Juuling in the bathroom)
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
by DanteCaash March 26, 2019
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Get the dantopps mug.When a chick takes a hit of meth off the pipe, sticks your dick in her mouth, and while suckin' the dick she blows the meth smoke out her nose. Henceforth.....The "Dayton Dragon"
"Dude!....I can't believe your sister gave me a Dayton Dragon behind a dumpster in the Oregon district Friday night!"
by anonymous March 31, 2023
Get the Dayton Dragon mug.Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.
Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.
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Get the ted danson mug.dalton... well they are protective towards people they care about like their girlfriends they wouldnt let anything happen to them but sometimes very hard to talk to they are sooo sweet and cute u will fall in love with him even if your a far distance from them. Their funny smart and hot expecially the ones with blue eyes ;)
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