by Dean Gulbarry February 15, 2019

son: OH GOD DAMMIT i forgot to go to my dads funeral!
mother: HEY god didnt dam anything the beavers did! and he's not dead he's just passed out.
mother: HEY god didnt dam anything the beavers did! and he's not dead he's just passed out.
by account bob from EO! June 8, 2009

a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.
Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!
Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.
Alex:...do what?
Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!
Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.
Alex:...do what?
Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!
by the weird that chose to be man October 27, 2010

Krupa: *Runs out of elevator drunk and screaming. Gets caught by RA and gets herself and her friend written up.*
Friend: "GOD DAMMIT KRUPA!"
Friend: "GOD DAMMIT KRUPA!"
by Straight Krupin' October 21, 2013

Website dedicated to making fun of Joey. Posts of pictures and intentionally bad photoshops with pictures of Joey. Can be found on ohdammitjoet.blogspot.com
by DAMMIT JOEY April 29, 2009

Trivial Question:
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
What the last name of God
A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above
Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?
Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!
Contestants and Guests applaud.
by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022
