Dangerous Retard

The original title of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, according to the comedy podcast Cum Town.

Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"

by whogivesafuck69 May 1, 2021

DJ Danger

Also known as Joseph Jonas of the Jonas Brothers
constantly doing dangerous things, which is a bad idea, since he is such a klutz all day all day
has been sent to the hospital for stitches due to these things.
p.s. CREEPIN <3

Joe: YO WASSAP, MAH NAME IS DJ DANGAAAA
Nick: He's DJ Danger yo!
Joe: WATCH ME DO A FLIP *flips and knocks over Nick* OHHH CRAP!

by T!N@ R@Y (but not really) February 5, 2009

Pee Dinger

When you ask a female if she would like to engage in anal sex, and while doing so u urinate in her anus with your love stick.

(Me);Hey Craig I just asked this drunk chick if i could pee in her butt...
(Me);She said YES!!!...
(Craig); Nice So your going to give her the Pee Dinger!?!?
(Me); Yup I'm going to stick my dinger right in and let it flow.

by Scandal handler September 16, 2015

Grave Danger

danger that will result in death. hence grave.

jim : bob your in grave danger
bob : OK

by grandest of autismo January 3, 2019

danger in the meadow

danger in the meadow is when you get a mad boner! when someone says "danger in the meadow" it is the responsibility of all males around to distract the female that is giving the male danger in the meadow so that the affected male is enabled to adjust himself

like when your cuddling or kissing or something and get a boner.

by k-face December 19, 2003

Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.

Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

by RRCsteve December 6, 2007

Danger Close

In close air support, artillery, mortar, and naval gunfire support fires, it is the term included in the method of engagement segment of a call for fire which indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of the target, usually 600 metres however The close proximity distance can be determined by the weapon and munition fired.

"steelrain, steelrain, this is Hitman calling in fire mission, popeye uniform 059 098 038 degrees 200 metres, danger close"

"roger that hitman, splash in 5 seconds"

by CaptainIncredible June 15, 2009