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crusty sadness

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An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male
Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.
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cunty slay

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“omg loz is giving so cunty slay crazy eyes realness
by thebestdistefdaughter October 30, 2023
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Cunty Swag

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Adjective; Someone or something that is sexy, iconic, epic, and serving while also being effortlessly cool, drippy, and badass. It’s the perfect mix of high-fashion confidence and laid-back street energy.
Those highlights are so cunty swag
That person that saved the turtle in the middle of the street is cunty swag
by InventorCuntySwag September 1, 2025
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The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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Crusty jizz sock

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When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019
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Crusty dick syndrome

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A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.
Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"
by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019
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this word can be defined as a person who is a total cunt who shits anywhere and on anyone he/she knows, also can refer to a person who is a total douche but you still hang out with the person even tho you hate that person
Bill-"Damn that cunty Mcfuck shit is coming over again"
by Mr.McCunty April 4, 2009
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