cure for lockjaw

Slang for big, huge, throbbing, rock-hard cock.

On your knees baby I got your cure for lockjaw right here!

by bifferino May 1, 2007

the cure for the itch

your bitch claims her crotch is on fire after cheating on you with a dog or a goat or some dude named rosco. anyway you decide to man up and lick that crab infested pussy clean much to her relief.

"my man is so good to me. i mean i cheat on him and he still gives me the cure for the itch."

by mascow July 26, 2016

Water Cure

A Mykilo Sosa original process designed to take out the impurities in marijuana. The process is rigidly outlined as follows: trimmed buds are completely submerged in reverse osmosis (RO) water for seven to ten days. The water is changed once every twenty four hours. After seven to ten days, the buds are placed on a sterilized drying screen above a cool-air dehumidifier for two and a half to four hours or until the buds are completely brittle dry. The buds are now completely gray in color and ready to be enjoyed without the water soluble impurities that are commonplace in all other forms of marijuana.

Wow, this water cured exotic is super smooth. I just painlessly consumed over a half-gram in one hit. Water curing bud is what truly makes it medical grade and safer to consume, versus just saying that it is medical grade because it was purchased from a medical marijuana dispensary. With no chlorophyll, excess nutrients, or other residuals left in or on the buds, it is like candy on a stick, leaving a superior taste and superb smokability. Water cured buds are also safe to cook with.

by Qorn36 October 15, 2012

cure for cancer

Something that cures cancer.

John Stamos's hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are Chuck Norris's tears.

by catcherguy May 25, 2007

art is the cure

an non profit organization for fighting against depression, self hurt, ect, by a way of art.

almost like to write love on her arms, but with paint.

art is the cure is raising awarness to make art, not babies.

by carli cannibal March 16, 2009

Brie Penis Cure

A way to treat erectile dysfunction using soft cheese.

Stephen Colbert: "I thought Reince Priebus might be an anagram for something but all I could find was Brie Penis Cure ... It makes sense, he is from Wisconsin"

As shown on the Colbert Report, Jan. 5, 2011

by LongLiveTheRBV January 7, 2011

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016