Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.

ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.

by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023

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Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

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Cumposer

Fakes the moan

Moan sound, A cumposer is here

by Nova_lynn February 21, 2024

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. —-
Sharon Stone

She writhed in ecstasy under his weight her body in full motion and yet his insecurity, his lack of belief in himself made him pause long enough to wonder if she was really cumming. ‘What a cumposer,’ he thought. After she fell asleep, luxuriating in head to toe bliss, he quietly gathered his things and left, never to be seen or heard of again. So much for all the ‘I love you’s’ he had whispered in her ear… as it turned out, all lies.

by natchoman2 March 8, 2024

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