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Crocodile Hunter

A show who's host must be on some kind of mind altering substance. Sneaks up behind animals and wrestles them down. He has a very thick austrailian accent. Is not famous for using common sense.
Doctor: Steve, what happened?

Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005
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crocodild

being crocodild is when you violently bite someones ear (or other body part but mainly the ear) and make loud noises like a crocodile fresh out the swamp.
"your gonna get crocodild ollie g if you dont pull yourself together you sound like a girl"
by Ollie dane Grayston December 22, 2009
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The Crocodile

The Crocodile is a sexual act when a man is with his partner while they are preforming oral sex. During which the male's partner clamps down on his penis with their teeth and starts death rolling.
"Dude she pulled The Crocodile on me last night and I had to get rushed to the E.R"
by GingerBread18 September 6, 2014
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Crocodile Dundee

To grab a womans pussy without warning her. In some cases, to confirm that she's not a dude.
From "Amanda" by Dirt Nasty. "Is she a he, or he a she? I can't believe, I'ma do a crocodile dundee, and grab her pussy..."
by ItsmeAustin January 9, 2008
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Enormous Crocodile

1- A crocodile that is of monstrous proportions.

2- A childrens book with a (rather clichéd, "good overcomes evil ) moral, by Roald Dahl. It has some really quite cool characters such as the Rolypoly Bird and Mugglewump the Monkey (who also features in Dahl's book The Twits. This is a must read if you are a small child or if you have small children but ESPECIALLY if you are a small child.
"The Enormous Crocodile lives in the biggest, brownest, muddiest river in Africa. He has sharp shining teeth and a temendous appetite- for nice, juicy children (muwahahahhaaa... kiddy sandwich... YUM YUM! (soz)), his favourite lunch time treat..."
by J-Bezza. April 8, 2006
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Crocodile

The male queer version of cougar. Typically 40 years or above, likes to hook up with younger queer men. The crocodile frequents gay dance clubs and public bathhouses.
Mario: OMG, that crocodile is totally hitting on me.

Cody: You're lucky, I LOVE me some crocodile meat!

Mario: I will give him your number.

Cody: Sweet! Just call me the Croc Hunter!
by Roshambo187 January 9, 2014
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Crocodile Cunthouse

" yo tim this girl i banged last night had a crocodile cunthouse"
by meatbag6958585 October 18, 2011
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