clearwater crudites

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005

Crunt

An extremely unpleasant person. Someone who is both aggresive through ignorance.

I told him time and time again, ' I don't like it', and he still carried on. He was a right crunt

by janetw May 5, 2006

cruntox

a word used to express frustration

by jimppy June 7, 2003

crunt

for that special lady who is worse than a cunt. combines crack-whore and cunt. crunt. women who hate to hear the word cunt know this is worse but cant prove it.

Dude, that skanky chic down stairs was a real cunt to me today.
Naa man, the crackheads been stealin my mail for two weeks also. this just elevated her to crunt status

by Dr.angus MD April 16, 2008

crunt

The word to use when the 'c' word is innapropriate, once a new letter is introduced into the word then it is a different word.

Steve has no money, he is a poor crunt.

by Eeeeelaine June 22, 2006

crunt

cunt; used in chatrooms on AOL to avoid AOL censors

You motherfucking crunt
You have a stinky crunt
You have a cottage cheese factory in your crunt

by Gosoaus January 7, 2005

crunt

Crusty-cunt. Occurs after a woman doesn't bother to clean herself after taking a load from her father.

I bet Tanya has a mad crunt from when her dad gave it to her doggy style last night. Lazy bitch.

by Johnny45 January 19, 2004