Crumpet Nigger

A British person.

"Oi govna, cheerio then yeah?"
"I don't understand what you're saying you god damn crumpet nigger"

by travid January 20, 2009

Ass Crumpet

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003

crumpets

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try

my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent

by newcastleunited#1 January 2, 2010

Cumpster

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.

She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.

by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009

Crumplerump

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011

shit crumpet

A greeting to a good friend.2 a dried piece of crap.

Hey shit crumpet!

by John Davis June 15, 2003

English Crumpet

Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face

"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"

Person 1: "Why is he puking?"

Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"

by michelleelala December 5, 2014