crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Crivitz

Your fucking that bitch missionary style. And just before you loose your nut, you slipped out from the wetness and in the re-entry you aim low and end up in the back door. Yelling, "CRIVITZ!"

We accidentally found ourselves going south and ended up in the mud in crivitz.

by Crivitz muff wrangler September 19, 2011

crispito

The most delicious thing in the world! It is basically one of the greatest foods in the world!

I tried the crispito at school, and it was awesome!

by Snowy Hybrid January 8, 2018

Cripism

Religion of the Crips ♿

Crip: Cripism for life

by Indian Keef November 30, 2020

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004

criptard

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard

Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded

by robdogggggg June 7, 2007

Crapitalize

To unnecessarily capitalize a word.

Most poets crapitalize.
For example, Emily Dickinson crapitalizes several times in the following poem:

"Within my Garden, rides a Bird
Upon a single Wheel—
Whose spokes a dizzy Music make
As 'twere a travelling Mill—"

by technirsew&elylracs August 29, 2010