Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

by haggybiatch October 9, 2016

Criminality

A roblox game by out lord and savior RVVZ that’s so better than the dumpster fire that is Da Hood and The Streets. Tho it costs some Bobux.

Go play criminality you lazy ass

by onox2; January 23, 2021

criminology

Criminology branches off sociology. It is the study of crime and criminals.

"What are you studying For A levels then?"
"I am studing Criminology."

by xctinax December 24, 2006

Lao Crimino Boyz

A gang that started in the late 80's in Minneapolis, MN and is still active until today it was formed by a group of Lao teens who had a strong hate for their foes Lao Boyz a Blood gang. Their activities accumulated to robberies, drive-by's, grand theft auto, arson, theft, and distributing drugs. Lao Crimino Boyz or LCB are a Crip gang and they link up with a couple of other Crip gangs like the Band Land Boyz, Baby Gangsta Crips, Asian Boyz, and many other sets.

"Lao Crimino Boyz 1232 all day fucc around you'll lay down!"

by F1LTHYZ October 22, 2011

criminal

when something is completely and utterly bad

friend at late night saturday party: I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning for work
friend2: dude! that's criminal!

by vinad July 15, 2005

cripingtons

similar in origin to cripes, but referring to a more extreme situation ( vulgar in some circles). seemingly concieved by a british trumpeter in the 90's

*hits thumb with hammer* cripingtons!

by OndRaSe January 6, 2006

criminipple

A criminipple Is a cross between a criminal and a cripple.

The elderly criminipple, was easily apprehended after attempting to rob the bank.

by Optimusyuk February 20, 2017