Frappuccino Mocha Latte! 

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.

You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"

Frappuccino Mocha Latte! by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010

White Trash Cappuccino 

A savory blend of french vanilla creamer,cocoa mix,and generic coffee that is heated in a microwave, then mixed in a blender to obtain the froth.

Come over so I can make you a White Trash Cappuccino.

White Trash Cappuccino by Floridatransplant July 28, 2010

Mocha Frappuccino 

the most addicting thing in the world other than drugs and facebook

fb status: going to get a Mocha Frappuccino
comment: YUM

Mocha Frappuccino by the NINJA Cheesecake January 11, 2011

cappuccino

A coffee like drink. Ususally served hot, but can be served with ice or slushed.

Cappuccino is one of the best drinks ever.

cappuccino by Kompassion Kid September 21, 2005

Crappaccino 

Descriptive of a bout of diarrhoea that leaves the bottom of the toilet looking not much unlike the fluffy top of a cup of cappuccino.

'Fucking hell John, I shouldn't have that kebab last night, I ended up having a crappaccino in the toilet pan this morning'

Crappaccino by Freshmans December 21, 2007

crappacino 

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

crappacino by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

frappuccino 

frappuccino-
A Starbucks product which has probably been engineered to attract youth and teen type consumers. A coffee drink for the wuss. Having tasted one- I would say that refined sugar is one of the primary ingredients. Real men and women take their coffee black.

Luke: Damn! Look at all the damned yuppies in Starbucks, typing on their Apple machines and drinking excuses for coffee!

Dustin: Black coffee is an acquired taste, I suppose.

Luke: Indeed, look at them!

Yuppie in Starbucks: Ooh! Look at me answering my email in public! One frappuccino, please!

Luke: Get a ThinkPad and some real coffee!

frappuccino by the_organist April 7, 2009