Hollie Carpenter

Colloquial slang for a whore. Similar to a slag, but only greater on the prostitutional scale.

I Hollie Carpenter'd some girl last night!

Too bad she resembled a disfigured axe-wound.

by Mystery Tab December 10, 2009

Carpenterrhea

A psychological disorder in which a person believes they are a carpenter, however everything they build would be considered an abysmal failure by any respectable carpentry association.

Guy 1: That has to be the worst lamp stand I have ever seen.
Guy 2: NNNNnnnooooooooooooo!
......
Guy 1: Tell it to me straight, Doc, what's he got?
Doc: Carpenterrhea!

by Fls'Zen December 15, 2011

Carpenter

A chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute.

I was just looking for some local "carpenters" online.

by Wallydon February 1, 2010

(Girl) Carpenter's Dream

Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!

by wormwood & haze June 16, 2010

Carpenters assistant

to give someone fallatio while they operate a power tool

Patty gave joe one hell of a carpenters assistant last week

by Gootee Root October 13, 2011

Carpenters Pencil

A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.

Ear, Wank, Carpenters Pencil

by Christy 2011 May 8, 2011

Corentin

Corentin is the most amazing boy in the world. He knows a lot of things but still wants to learn. He is curious, adventurous, funny, ambitious, respectful and terribly beautiful. Every person who really knows him knows at which bridge he is precious

James : You’re amazing Corentin, thanks for being the best.

by skinnypit November 23, 2021