Convenient Anatomy

Medically, when one's anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning.

In medical context: John Doe's incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scrotum.

by BriHartGuy July 31, 2013

Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023

Convenient

"If you want credit for the things you do you're bad" ~ The celebrity who uses exclusively other people's work.

Hym "Well, that's awfully convenient, isn't it? Because that way you don't have to give me credit... AND I'm bad for wanting to be credited! Isn't that just wild? And it's the structure of reality do it. That's not a just thing that he's making up to spite me. That's a real facet of reality."

by Hym Iam February 5, 2024

convenience friend

Being a convenience friend means that you are always someone's last option if they have absolutely no one else to hang out with and nothing to do. When fun stuff is planned they will usually leave you out. You may also find that you are always be the one reaching out to make hangout arrangements. Occasionally the other person may call or text you first but this is rare. This is usually only done at times when money is scarce in order to assess whether you have anything of value which they can mooch off of you.

Bob: "I called Dave to see if he wanted to hangout, but he said he's busy at work even though its Sunday, which is weird because I could've swore I heard a party and laughter in the background. Guess I'm his convenience friend."

by Bob54886555 August 27, 2023

Convenient Errors

When a incorrect passphrase is given in reprocessing to an incorrect query and the issue and or problem is not resolved correctly and the knowledge and or expertise is not there and or or available because there's too much information, not enough information, no iterative and or progressive formation to the information.

Every time I try and make financial and or banking corrections or coding corrections I am unable to bypass the systems currently in place and the convenient errors and or unknown programming/coding language requirements are not assisting myself and or the person receiving the query from allowing me to complete the relevant tasks. I am just going through iterations of repositories and diagrams and the tools are not progressively designed to allow me to see what I am doing from a practical perspective. Its not interactive enough. Then keeps trying to charge me where the charge cards won't allow billables.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 2, 2023

Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.

"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"

by Babcia September 21, 2023

Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.

Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."

by Leopards14 October 2, 2023