test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

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Convenient Anatomy

Medically, when one's anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning.

In medical context: John Doe's incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scrotum.

by BriHartGuy July 31, 2013

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Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021

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Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023

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Convenient

"If you want credit for the things you do you're bad" ~ The celebrity who uses exclusively other people's work.

Hym "Well, that's awfully convenient, isn't it? Because that way you don't have to give me credit... AND I'm bad for wanting to be credited! Isn't that just wild? And it's the structure of reality do it. That's not a just thing that he's making up to spite me. That's a real facet of reality."

by Hym Iam February 5, 2024

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