Consluttion Crew

A group (2 or more) of skilled workers hired for construction, who wear skimpy outfits and spend more time talking about riding members and filling their holes than they do hanging drywall and laying floors!

It’s taking these guys two weeks to drywall my half bath, turns out they’re a consluttion crew.

by The Warden AM May 19, 2022

Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.

Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.

by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009

Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem

As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself

by Crazymgmtcslt May 9, 2021

Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010

shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek

by OOOGA_BOOOGA June 18, 2018

Diarrhetic Convulsion

A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.

Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!

by Errr June 19, 2006

consumption

A convenient way to kill off a character set in a film or book set in the olden days, i.e. the old west.

Wyatt Earp: "Hey, Doc, whassamatter? You've been a-hackin up blood a while now."

Doc Holiday: "Ah, it's nuthin. I got the consumption, tha's all."

by TheColera August 16, 2010