A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

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