constard

retardr-tard
Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

constantiam

An online community of Bangladeshi Kite testing connoisseurs and other cultured men.

niggers tongue your anus on constantiam

by boggaogga November 10, 2019

dirty constance

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.

Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020

Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011

Constanter

Someone who is constantly doing something.

He is such a constanter whenever it comes to breathing.

by Trolly rolly December 15, 2018

Consti

Top notch guy, is always nice to you. He also gets all the girls.

Consti is a cool guy!

by TriHard777 October 16, 2020

Constantinos

Constantinos is a Greek name mostly used by parents when the baby is such ridiculously pretty and has a dick comparable to that of a fully grown adult.While the main purpose of this name is to show the ridiculous dick size it also shows boldness stubbornness and intelligence.

This baby has a huge dick it must be named Constantinos
<>Christos (the exact opposite of Christos)

by Liagouras November 20, 2021