Clapper

Clapper. Noun, adverb, verb

A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.

B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.

C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.

A: "That effing clapper done did me in. It feels like it will bloody fall off when I pee."

B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"

C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."

by Pastor Agnostic August 20, 2013

Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017

Easy Clappers

A moment so easy that you physically have to clap their cheeks

That comp game was easy clappers

by BIRBY March 21, 2020

Clapper

Oh, the clapper. It is an act in which a dude stands naked and humps the air with such force that his junk smacks off of his his taint and then pelvis. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

The man said: Yeah. So when i got out of the shower i realized it was the most opportune moment to do the clapper.

by westvirgina July 6, 2009

English Clapper

The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.

Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?

Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!

Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?

Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!

by wgjwfolife May 8, 2010

clapper

a shit that is so solid and that moved through the pipes so quickly that it's exit generated a clapping of your but cheeks as they slap back into place.

Man i'm on this cleanse and I just perpetrated a major clapper, I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a hot minute.

by tripod.mcgee January 15, 2011