Conubing

Where two people sit on an inter-tube and paddle with ores as if paddling a Canoe.

We're conubing across the entire lake

by MR. SEANICIA July 12, 2010

confusinated

To be very confused in an awkward situation

I don't know what you mean, I'm confusinated.

by lizrhaley May 27, 2014

confuming

the art of being confused and fuming at the same time, but not being able to work out if your confused for being fuming at something, or fuming for finding yourself confused with a situation

I was confuming that I didn't get an invite - we've been best friends for years.
I was confumed that I was ostracized from the group

by fuckadoodledo March 25, 2019

Contuting

The process of getting a _contusion_.

I was contuting during my bike wreck.

by Watta2020 November 18, 2020

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Condering

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021

Confushing

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by ImJaden. May 11, 2021