compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.

Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars.

by Gary Shweeeps and Jimmie J July 16, 2008

Compactify

Making big things small. Manley referring in mathematics to the field of compacting or simplifying.

My math instructor used this word in explaining the concept of combining logarithmic expressions. “So you are going to take the expressions and will compactify them, see from big too small.”

by Bonus_Satis March 12, 2008

fat compacters

another word for leggings or hail damage

That girl is chubby and always wears fat compacters, because jeans don't fit.

by LMAO Can December 22, 2009

Compacibility

When you lack the mental capacity and the physical ability to deal with this shit right now.

I don't have the compacibility to deal with your drama. I lack the compacibility to take on anymore responsibilities.

by Psychbreaker March 16, 2017

Compatriarch

Fellow member of the patriarchy.

"Greetings fellow compatriarch, how fares the oppression of the feminist world today?"

by Tarrimaster March 2, 2018

CompACE

Like a gaydar but for asexual people

"I think Josh is asexual"
"Yeah totally, my compACE is going off"

by M&M the raper February 20, 2021

cock compartment

a vagina i.e. female genatalia

Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018