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comfort weight

When you are comfortable in a relationship and do not need to try to find a partner and you are content with life and can not notice yourself stuffing your face. You think you are free to eat what ever you want because you have love and trying to look good to find a partner is out the door! You are getting sex on the regular and all that love is making you feel good and so are the carbs you are putting in your face hole.
Wow Jim really put some comfort weight on. Yeah that is why Mary left him. He stopped trying.
Carey was my friend, but then was whipped in a relationship. Have you seen him? He has put like 12 pounds on. Lol and he does not care.
by Third Eye Eric March 24, 2016
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Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one
Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore
by Bruhwoahkennyjandumm April 11, 2022
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Comfort Boner

An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.
Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."
by Jennypieontranceaddict December 16, 2008
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Wombo Combo

1) Zero-to-Death ownage in just a few seconds.
2) Zhu's painful demise by the hands of Silent Spectre and Tang.
3) To be utterly destroyed very quickly
Person 1 "Did you see that Lego building get hit by the train?"
Person 2 "No. What happened?"
Person 1 "Wombo Combo"

WOMBO COMBO! WHERE YOU AT?!?!
by LINKorpirated December 18, 2008
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common sense

What everyone on the internet is totally lacking
It's 2017 and still no sign of common sense on the internet
by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 18, 2017
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Commodious Trough

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.
"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.
by Vanger55 July 6, 2018
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commons diet

The commons is a dining hall at Texas A&M University, with some of the worst food in the country. The commons diet refers to the struggle First Semester Freshmen have to face while dining the trash that some people think is food for the first week. At first, people think that a large meal plan is worth, but after sticking the commons diet, patients tend to try and leave it as soon as possible by telling the Dining Staff that they are of a certain dietary restriction in order to limit their intake at the commons. Some Commons Diet patients even resort to going to Sbisa, another dining hall that serves even worse food, because of the destruction the Commons Diet does to a person's internals.
The Commons Diet at Texas A&M causes freshmen to lose 15 pounds instead of gain it at other universities.
by thatcoolkid1234 August 9, 2019
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