voldemort

the sourse of all evil.
seeDick Cheney

thanks to voldemort, 2600 american soldiers are dead.

by Jonathan Holmes September 7, 2006

Voldemorting

A game two men play when they both need to pee.

1. Both achieve a pee boner.

2. They "dock" their penises together.

3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.

***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***

'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'

by Ryan Lueck July 6, 2017

voldemortization

the process in which doppelgangers begin to look less like you and more like you traded beauty secrets with tom riddle.

voldemortization seen in Doctor Who season 6 episode 5

by ohhey4 September 23, 2011

voldemortaphobia

Is a phobia of not having a nose.

"Ah it's Voldemort. Voldemortaphobia no nose knows!"

by Nonoseknows May 1, 2014

voldemort status

When a woman rides someone's face for so long, their nose is either flattened or out right removed.

Man that girl is so hot, I wish she'd let me go Voldemort status

by njCTSV July 4, 2016

Voldemort

While doing doggy style and the her anus is exposed, take the index finger of your right hand and insert it into her anus and while bearing your weight down on her scream, "I CAN TOUCH YOU NOWWW"

Jane : "I think my boyfriend is a Harry Potter fan"

Jessica : "Why do you think so?"

Jane : "Last night my boyfriend voldemorted me"

by Thesneakyfinger March 3, 2018

voldemorted

Verb - When someone was supposed to die by magical means of but instead survives usually with some sort of side effect such as a scar, having terrible things happen constantly happen to them, (i.e. being hunted)

Ex. 1
Person A: Dude did you hear about Harry Potter?
Person B: Yeah I heard he got voldemorted.

Ex. 2

Person A: Have you read Radiant
Person B: Isn't that the French Manga about people who are all voldemorted?
Person A: Yeah it's the story is great.

by Tashi497 March 14, 2020