Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

clandau

When your anus gets ripped

Josh made me clandau

by Yea hgkeb September 2, 2016

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

colinda

Colinda: the act of having sex while waiting for your coffee machine.

Michelle: "Hey Peter I'm horny, but I'm also thirsty"
Peter: "Want to colinda?"

by Peterfetish 426 February 8, 2017

colindale

The scummiest area in north london

Biggest estate grahame park where all the yutes come from who shoot up the place for fun. No good tramps live in colindale with rough youth running the area

Dollis Valley:I got a lick in colindale 5 Z’s in the blocka

Mandem Dv: Are u mad cuz them man will lick us

by CGYGS2016 April 2, 2018

Colada

Colada, seems like a weird word.... BUT WAIT! It actually is a name of a sword and, it’s actually well known. This sword won in the Count Of Barcelona. It has a form kind of like a Cutlass.

He used the Colada to fight the terrorists.

by SanpapiChalo March 31, 2019

Colander Whore

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019