col-k-fag

when you get so mad you can be related to a kid who gets mad over the dumbest thing, like minecraft or a video game.

oh wow jim your so pulling a col-k-fag right now, your soooo mad!

by sneaky quacker September 18, 2011

COL

Chortle Out Loud

“One time I smelled cotton candy and got really excited but when I turned around the corner it was just some prepubescent fuck smoking a flash drive and I finally felt the same level of disappointment my parents felt on my birth”

“COL”

by whorenwithlauren December 2, 2018

COL

ok yall i already have another version of this gol but sometimes there are some things in life that give you a real chuckle

*something that makes you chuckle happens*
you: COL

by yeehonk December 5, 2018

Col

Col is a mixture of the two words Cool and Lol. Used when something is funny and cool because it is easier to type.

"I went to see Niagara falls the other day, I almost fell in!"

"Col"

by PsychoticSprings August 1, 2017

Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

COL

Chuckling out loud: used in place of lol, for when you are ACTUALLY laughing out loud.

It's original definition is "Chuckling out loud", used as a brief acronym to denote ACTUAL laughter in chat conversations.

Since lol is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it, col is used to denote actual out loud laughter.

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.

Note that this is NOT a filler abbreviation you use when you have nothing else to say.

A: I just sharted myself.

B: COL

*only said if B was actually chuckling/laughing out loud.

*lol to be used if no real laughter happened.

by Nomad609 July 25, 2018

Col

A man whore

He's such a col.

by Yaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss August 8, 2018