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speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.
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now you're cooking with gas

Generally referring to someone going from average mental output to a better, more genius level of thought.
Person A: "I think I'm gonna stop doing all this complicated math by hand and start using a calculator."

Person B: "Now you're cooking with gas!"
by Stormcastle October 15, 2010
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Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Rock: Hey Cena?
Cena: What?
Rock: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
by Shinobi Ranger June 1, 2016
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Cooking

Cooking is a dance trend invented by Lil' B, in that it's only waist up - designed to be done in front of a web cam.

Different Levels of cooking include:
-Chefs
-Head Chefs
-Top Chefs
-Master Chef (like a black belt)
We be cooking like a master chef right now - SWAG!
by SWAGCOOKING December 11, 2010
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Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.
Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.
by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011
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Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
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COOKIN HER EGGS

When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.
Last night I was cookin her eggs at my parent's house
by goofyisamurderer January 20, 2020
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