losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

CCOFFC

Chavy Clinically Obese Fat Fucking Cunt

OMG! look at that CCOFFC!

by Capt Brown Wings May 18, 2010

cockfident

to be confident and a little cocky. The perfect inbetween of confident and cocky.

I am very cockfident. The ladies love a cockfident man.

by swamped February 25, 2011

Cockford

Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.

"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."

by bc93 November 21, 2011

cockfirmation

The act of confirming something with your dick.

That girl is a ho.... I have cockfirmation.

by Ross Hog February 3, 2021

cockfright

When a girl mysteriously doesn't put out or have sex, it is assumed that she is too nervous or is scared of penis AKA cockfright

"Man, I've been trying to get some from Kelly for weeks but she just won't put out." "Maybe she has cockfright."

by Stephanie Beans January 15, 2008

cockflab

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

by mitch August 12, 2004