Cob

Cob
-pronounced kawb
-adjective

A negative adjective used to describe a person or place/event. Originated on the football field of Arroyo Grande High School (a small town in the central coast of California).

You little kids are so cob.

That concert was so cob it was just a bunch of teary-eyed emos.

by tommdogg December 5, 2007

COB

An acronym which can stand for many things, but in a social setting (when drinking) it usually refers to "Champagne of Beers", or Miller High Life.

Can also stand for the metal band Children of Bodom.

Hey bro, grab me a COB...

by bill123234234 August 5, 2008

on the cob

Cool, good looking, overall a fun person to be around.

Fresh

Girl 1: He's hot!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's on the cob

by chickpeaprincess September 16, 2017

COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 1, 2009

corn-cob

To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.

Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.

by ttrainlookerup August 3, 2017

Cob Goblin

One whom resides on the dark side of the glory hole.

Beware the cob goblin lurking behind the wall.

by Old Milwaukee May 22, 2018

Dirty Cob

Someone who is a dirtbag, sleazy.

Origin: When poor country folks couldn’t afford toilet paper and used eaten corn cobs instead.

Mexican farm worker: Hijole! El jefe is working us to death!
White farm worker : Tell me about it, dirty cob only pays $4 an hour.

by nemodat1 June 19, 2018