CLopen

When one works a closing shift and the the next day works an opening shift

Man, I've gotta clopen on thursday

by DrEdrection November 7, 2010

Clopping

Ejaculating to My Little Pony

Rainbow dash is clearly the most Clopable pony

*Clopping sound*

by Jub is love August 2, 2014

clopper

Person or either sex who is sexually attracted to cartoon ponies. Often in a Rule34 setting.
Or uses Rule34 ponies as masturbation aids.

A sub sect of the brony community.

"dude, I just found some awesome porn of rarity doing pinkiepie"

"that's cool, but I'm not a clopper"

by anenglishbrony August 15, 2012

Clopping

The term for masturbation used by bronies.

<Brony> "I was Clopping all last night in my living room and played really loud music and ate all the food in the house since my parents were not home"

<Average guy> "Whats clopping"

<Brony> "Masturbation"

by Hurrderr123 July 17, 2011

clopkin

Cloth napkins, usually found at restaurants that can afford staffing underpaid children to scrub veal off your bib after you've eaten.

Jerry, please wipe your BBQ ham hands on the clopkin that you've tucked into that ugly man cardigan that refuses to go out of fashion.

by proudgirl January 26, 2009

crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010

Clopening

The act of having a closing shift at your workplace and then having an opening shift at your workplace the following day.

Man this weekend is gonna suck!

Why?

Because I'm Clopening Saturday to Sunday.

by Snuggleglarf February 15, 2012