Tim Climpy

Someone who is a dangerous, highly experienced warrior.

Named after the famed war veteran who was involved in significant battles in both the Boer and Vietnam wars.

After we smashed up her gaff Sharon's bloke went all Tim Climpy on us. He knocked our heads clean off and left us in pieces on the floor. It was like he got bigger with every hit.

by Refi April 30, 2021

climatic degradation

The name of a song off The Black Dahlia Murder's new album "Nocturnal"

"The climatic degradation has deceased!!"

by dephaeced October 4, 2007

Climate Shock

When you get off the plane and the weather is an extreme difference from where you just were.

Departing from California airport: "I wonder what the weather is like at home"

Arriving in Seattle: "Wow, It's raining sideways." "I'm going into Climate Shock."

by awesomefreckle April 4, 2010

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011

climate cuck

A person who is willing to let their environment get fucked and watch by the sidelines.

Dude, that governor was such a climate cuck he let all those drills frack his city.

by Expressed June 6, 2018

chimptation

When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.

Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation

by Jack De October 18, 2008

chimptastick

When a chimp gets shot in the face and the tribe rapes it in the gun shot hole then eats the raw animal

Hay bob we are going to have a chimptastick night

by Chimptastick July 28, 2014