Skip to main content

seat cleat

A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.
Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.
by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016
mugGet the seat cleat mug.

Celtic Warrior

Someone who ends up snapping because their so pissed off, and doesn't stop until the job of destruction is complete.
Me: God I'm so pissed off !!!
Friend: Damn don't be a 'Celtic Warrior' now.
by HighFlyers March 27, 2014
mugGet the Celtic Warrior mug.
Related Words
Clelt celtic cleetus Cleft Clélia Celts cleats cleat chaser cleet cleethorpes

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!
by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021
mugGet the Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus mug.

cleatus

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
mugGet the cleatus mug.

Celtic

A great scottish football team that’s much better than rangers
Rachel: i love Celtic

John: aye me too
by explanation December 27, 2021
mugGet the Celtic mug.

dat dere celltech

One of the most annoying members on the forums of bodybuilding.com, he constantly complains about being a 19 year old virgin. His life consists of looking in the mirror at 1,000 angles, and failing at everything besides being gay. Also, he likes to make outrageous claims such as being able to gain 20 pounds of muscle or lose fat, however never does so. Also known as RIP Chuck.
DDCT: Guys today at GNC this 8 maybe 9 came in to talk to me and I got her number
Misc: Good luck
Misc: You suck homo fail
*Later on that evening*
DDCT: Guys I met up with her but was too scared to talk so I stared at the ground and she called me a freak
Misc: Rofl

Dat Dere Celltech is a epic failure homo
by BB.com Misc Section August 5, 2008
mugGet the dat dere celltech mug.

Cleft

A crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)
Oh i'd like to see her cleft!
by Barry Neilson January 21, 2004
mugGet the Cleft mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email