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My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.
John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.
by Beanstalker November 26, 2010
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Celene

Cel-e-ne ;
Incredible and worth knowing for anyone lucky enough to meet her, A smile that will keep you hypnotized for hours on end leaving you to wonder where the day went before you even realize how much time you've spent gazing at her, gorgeous no matter when or how, Impossible to find anything but adorable, her personality will suck you in, her mannerisms will brake you down, and getting to know her will leave you wanting more. Likable in every way that matters, a person who loves to give and will think about others before herself more often than not. Involved in the community, with personal goals she wants to meet but not overly critical of those she meets. Not particularly judgmental, which only goes to to show part of her amazing nature. Protective of her loved ones, adores children. Most Celene's will have a particular affinity for owls! Can surprise you, can be random, definitely has an addictive nature!
Smart in a noticeable way, witty when it matters, will have you wondering how delicious she tastes, and whether she goes well with syrup or honey (whip cream optional).
Special (and not the slow bus kind of way), Unique and one of a kind.
Basically, A BAMF.
Type of individual who captures your attention the second you see her eyes, and that's all it takes.
Little known fact: Celene's are birds *capable* of flight. Unlike the lesser known Cici's which are flightless birds.
Josh: I didn't even realize it but I'm crushing on this girl.... I mean I'm crushing on her bad.... All I can do is think about this girl! She's amazing!
Derreck: How amazing?
Josh: Most-amazing-person ever kind of amazing!
Derreck: Celene type of amazing?
Josh: OMFG dude! YES ANNNND That's her name!!!
Derreck: Figures...
by Gabriel, friend-of Chuck N. December 18, 2012
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cheenip

1. Somone who has very huge nipples with a oriental looking face.
2. Having nipples that are bigger than your skin holding it.
3. Nipples that are being held by a male that has a b-c cup.
OMG look at that guy's nipples he's a cheenip!
Dude please put your nipples away you are a cheenip, come on!

Synonyms:Atomic Nipples, Nipples of Doom, Nuclear Nipples, Pepperonni Nipples, Radioactive Nipples
by Juevos Of Doom January 5, 2006
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banjo cleaner

a girl with a gap inbetween her front teeth who can clean the banjo string. ie: banjo cleaner.
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the girl was a banjo cleaner, when she went down there it was all shiney when she finished.
picture it yourself.
be aware it's not very gentlemanly to point this out to a lady.
by Richard head mk2 July 26, 2007
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Facebook Cleanse

To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.
I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size.
by Roger_5000 December 30, 2011
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beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.
Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.
by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009
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clean

describing an item that looks really nice.
Yo, that suit's clean!!!
by Cleetus Wilburn December 10, 2001
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