A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
by anon. April 3, 2005
Get the santa clause mug.An older and very small jewish lady. I heard she looks like Dr Ruth. Maybe it is Dr Ruth dressed in a blue elf outfit? Any way, I heard sneeks around giving toys to the kids Santa forgets or isn't allowed to give toys to because someone, who never ask us kids first if that was OK or not, won't let him come to our houses because we are jewish. Is that true? Is there a Yenta Claus?
"Here comes Yenta Claus, here comes Yenta Claus driving down Yenta Claus Lane..........."
"Oy, what Joy! Yenta Claus is coming to town!"
"Yes Virginia, there really is a Yenta Claus"
"Oy, what Joy! Yenta Claus is coming to town!"
"Yes Virginia, there really is a Yenta Claus"
by MerryLou_97 September 15, 2006
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Squidward: "I told you, I'm claustrophobic!"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"
by ella1383xra December 30, 2014
Get the claustrophobic mug.A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 28, 2009
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Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.
Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.
by thats right I said it July 18, 2009
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Get the cranus mug.Anti-claus dropped an IED down my chimney Christmas eve, but the package smelled of hummus so I didn't open it.
by Patrick E. Parker January 13, 2007
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