Undead Chronic XIV

Undead Chronic XIV, leader of the Warband. A green-skinned gentleman that espouses physical fitness, inner-strength, and generates a very based energy. As one of the many YouTube channels to be taken down - now on his 14th channel - he continues to inspire young men and women to better themselves, although his philosophy is more attractive to men. The nightmare of feminists and soyboys. The kush-smoking, anti-feminist roaster. "No Hymen, No diamond". His Warband comprises of ten of thousands of people all over the world, although his public members include: Sir Yeetus, Reishi, Manic the Manic Mechanic, Ribby the Party Frog, and Riker the Biker. The wise gentleman, Hammerhand, is also a known friend of the group, although he is a MGTOW Monk.

GUY A: My girlfirend dumped me for Chad.
GUY B: Bro, don't worry about it. Check out "Undead Chronic XIV".
GUY A: My friends said he hated women.
GUY A: HAHAHAHA. Dude, the guy saved my life.

by afrosaxonixv February 18, 2022

chronic bitch dependency

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.

A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.

by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007

bubonic chronic

1. weed that gets you straight FUCKED UP

2. Very potent marijuana

Yo Collins used to sell that fuckin bubonic chronic, damn shame the po blew up his spot.

by ABJ March 20, 2005

Choni

Choni is a “ship” between Cheryl Blossom and Toni Topaz. They are characters from a show on the CW called Riverdale. Cheryll Blossom is played by Madalaine Petch and Toni Topaz is played by Vannasa Morgan. Rumors report Madeleine and Vanessa at Best Friends irl

Do you ship Choni?

YASSSSSSSS

by Deextrann June 17, 2019

chronic bitch dependency

Addiction to a female that has dissed or left you for somebody more important. Consiquently you mope around thinking about her although she was a bitch to you. It can mess with your freinds, your health, and scary enough, your money.

Did you know that scientist believe that some people are actually born with the genetic pre-disposition to chronic bitch dependency tom?

by Jamal Cov October 30, 2007

CHONI

WATCH RIVERDALE 3.08 IF YOU WANT UR WEAVE TO BE SNATCHED :ooooo I AM BALD

Ashley: CHONI CHONI CHONI CHONI
Paige: CHERONICA WHO?

by GabbieStan21 December 14, 2018

chronic masturbator

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.

Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.

by sir gibsalot December 9, 2008