churching

To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit.

Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.

Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.

churching by Mr Fuckers December 16, 2008

Ward Churchill 

An anti-American bastard. 'Nuff said.

Ward Churchill is probably going to Hell when he dies.

Ward Churchill by The Midwestrn Soldier February 23, 2005

Churchill 

see douchebag

while people claim him to be a war hero, he is no different than Hitler or Stalin. Killed millions of people through Bengal famines and civilian bombings in Germany. He was a racist, a murderer and a jerk who's past is usually hidden or ignored by the media and historians. Some experts believe he was jealous that everyone had a bigger penis than him.

Hey Frank, ever heard of that douchebag Churchill?

Churchill by renjuuuuuuu April 19, 2018

Churchianity 

Modern day institutionalized Christianity. Basically the leader decides what is truth and what is lies based on a bunch of traditions. They have a tough time admitting that their organization is supreme to all others, and absolutely right. They could care less about being real assholes as long as they scare everyone into eating their Dogma like a good person. They pride themselves in the delusion that they are the chosen group, and condemn anyone not in their little club to their so called eternal torture fantasy. They are pretty good at taking scriptures out of context

Some guy in churchianity called me an ear itcher for pointing out that St. Paul spoke all about universal reconciliation.

Churchianity by Jones1423 May 2, 2010

Churchislators

Churchislators is a legislative body that believes in legislating morality as their specific religion dictates, even though these laws will affect those whom do not hold the same beliefs.

Churchislators in Utah meet every year with officials from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in order to get the churches opinion on certain "hot button" issues.

Churchislators by Arule March 11, 2010

churchin 

To tell someone you'll hangout or be somewhere soon, but never show up on time if at all. Always uses bullshit ass excuses.

"Hey is michael coming over."
"Naw, he's churchin us."

churchin by zykrin August 13, 2014

Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in

Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience

Churching by Cemmop July 7, 2017