Chumping

The sport of jumping children.

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!

by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011

Chump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is such a chump....he thinks he can say any asinine thing and people will take him at his word no how matter stupid it is.

by JuiC August 20, 2016

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

Chump

it means your a biach

fuckin chump

by rzzs February 7, 2006

Chump

1- A stupid, retarted, or worthless nown (person, place, or thing).

2- *Caution* can only be used by non-chumps. when a chump uses the word, awkward feelings/moments occur towards that person.

1- kid: Ms. Bower, you art thou a chump.
Ms. Bower: I beg your pardon! you should be ashamed of yourself.

2-
nerdy dude: Hey maaannn you know gilles duceppe? he's such a chump. *nerdy laugh and several snorts*
*awkward silence*
normal dude: even if I knew who he was... I wouldn't care.

by hashely January 20, 2006

Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

Chump

Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop

Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!

by bum licker January 15, 2006