chowder head

someone's whose brains are like a bowl of chowder

Geez, what a chowder head!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

chowder riffle

a cock,dick. or penis

I have a big chowder riffle.

by GAGT2 June 22, 2010

cast iron chowder

An extremely viscous load of semen rich in ferrous iron that is attained by abstaining from sex for a long period of time and using a tantric stop and go technique to achieve maximum projectile velocity.

Supermanning your ho is so 2007... I exclusively practice cast iron chowder on my ho.

by Tommy Durdevic January 19, 2008

Kentwood Clam Chowder

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI

My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

by FancyFeet Carter May 8, 2011

chowderbeast

A gigantic fatty, usually with neck rolls large enough to lose half a chicken and kielbasa in. Usually smells like KFC and ass sweat.

"Man, did you get a load of fatty's ass? He's such a chowderbeast, I'm surprised there's any KFC left in the state for the rest of us."

by Bob Dole August 16, 2003

Chowder Cannon

A penis.

Quit playing with your chowder cannon you pervert.

by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009

chowder snake

a piece of shit person, neglectful parent, drug user, people that park in handicap spaces without authorization, or a drug dealer or any other lowlife person.

That guy on the corner selling weed to 11 year olds is a fucking chowder snake.

by Jaw bless Busker May 18, 2016