Chocker

When you're so humiliated on National TV that you forget how to spell.

"@realDonaldTrump: Leightweight chocker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage. Not presidential material!"

by BenHollins11 August 27, 2016

chocked

Being shocked to the extent of choking.

Buster was chocked out of his wits.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

Chockito

A Mexican slave name for a friend who does things for you

Chockito - come carry my shopping

by Dub-lin November 28, 2010

chocken tonders

A special kind of tender only found at the bottom of the deepfrier of fried chicken. Usally looks like a wrinkled dildo.

Bro, chocken tonders taste like 2 day old breast milk, not saying I know what that taste like...

by TheSpeedArtMaster2006 November 14, 2019

Chonkette

A fat, female cat.

"my cat is a CHONKETTE"

by chinese cod October 31, 2019

Cocket

when your dick is poking out the side of your pocket

bro my dick is so hard its like a cocket

by HxlloVi August 12, 2020