Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.

I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Chisel-tip

The opposite of fine-tip
Something that is bad or low quality; crappy.

That Bio test was so chisel-tip.

by Le French Filles! May 9, 2024

Chisel

Chisel (adj): Someone who rambles a ton in an annoying way; One who speaks nonsense.

Oh my, she’s such a chisel! She can never stop talking..

Leesy: Blah Blah Blah Blah
Hailie: Woah, you’re acting like a chisel right now!!

by omgwhatachisel April 1, 2024

piss chisel

When you aim your piss at the skid marks in the toilet bowl to wash them off

"It took twelve piss chisels to get that last little speck off the toilet."

by Lt. Yu Han March 9, 2020

Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.

Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

The Grinch Chiselling

it is just the grinch chiselling nothing more nothing less. it just means the Grinch from Whoville chiselling. Nothing deeper.

The Grinch was Chiselling, nothing more nothing less. it is just the grinch chiselling.

by TheGrincherler November 27, 2024