Chair

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

That chair is likes my buttocks

by The lax god March 23, 2019

Chair

Its a fucking chair what do you expect?

Its just a chair Karen

by shirokusheesh June 9, 2021

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

The Chair

An only male on male sexual position where one partner will squat against the wall in a chair position while the other partner rides him. Usually the guy who gets to ride puts a post up on Facebook bragging about it.

"Fresh out the chair"

by Jazzmasterson December 23, 2016

Chairs

noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv.

Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!
I caught my grandpa watching some chairs last night!
Hey mom, uhh i was just looking at chairs.

by GGGAAUU March 3, 2008

chaired

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.

"Dude... So totally chaired man"

by PHeeSH August 21, 2003

Chairing

Sitting on ones faces with a tube from their mouth into your ass. As you shit in their mouth, they throw up molecular particles that return back into your ass. As the shit and throw up gets stronger, the battle between who will win becomes stronger. The end result becomes a battle between plasmas as dragon ball z charater fight it out with a Kanehameha.

My friend Miguel and I were chairing after fighting on who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman.

by A slightly disoriented potato April 1, 2019