2 definitions by bipwulf [sub to me on yt]

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i walked into my room to see my beautiful room mate lying on my bed completly naked. my eyes looked her up and down. her massive boobs were bouncing on her chest and she was humping my pillow. my heart started beating faster. i slowly walked over to her and she grabbed me, pulling off my clothes. she slowly peeled off my bra and thong and i jumped on her. she aggresively kissed my lips, and played with my tongue. i slowly moved up and sat on her head. she licked my pussy so hard i moaned loudly. our room mate heard and made her way in. she saw us and immediatly pulled all her clothes off. she grabbed me and sat on top of me, humping and scissoring my pussy. her chest bounced as she went up and down. our other room mate clearly felt jealous so she licked alissa (the third room mate)'s pussy slowly, to make her beg for it. i was in heaven. we were moaning very loudly. 'ahhhh, stop it!' i shrieked while alissa rubbed her pussy on mine. our english teacher was walking by, and heard us. she opened thedoor and saw us. alissa stopped for a second but i begged her to keep going. she obeyed, and licked me even faster. i saw a flash of anger on the teacher's eyes. it was soon replaced with a look of greed. she ran up to us, slowly undressing as she went, grabbed me and pinned me against the wall. she shoved her massive tits in my face, before proceeding to finger my pussy. the others watched

chair.

yup

by bipwulf [sub to me on yt] May 15, 2022

here word any type

mario kart power-up noises
you are a god. a new level of smartness/boredom has been achieved. i thought i was the only one to type this into the search-bar. i'd congratulate you further, but i have no idea who you are.

person 1: i typed here word any type in the urban dictionary search bar.
person 2: WOAH THAT'S FREAKIN SMART DUDE-

by bipwulf [sub to me on yt] May 8, 2022