chainsawfought

To fight a person or persons or animal or animals or inanimate object or objects with a "chainsaw" for the explicitly stated purpose of fighting.

Colin: I chainsawfought that Kodiak bear last week.

Rob: Dude, you did!

Colin:I chainsawfought you mom last week and she's bleeding!

Rob: No dude, thats just her period!

by Colin Dewan September 19, 2007

texas chainsaw handjob

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob

by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015

Chainsaw Man Effect

The condition of not being able to fully enjoy most forms of storytelling/media after reading something objectively excellent

Man I just couldn't get through this garbage, it all seems so bleak 'cause of the chainsaw man effect

by Seudori8888 January 9, 2023

chainsaw sally

one of the sexiest girls i've EVER seen! now im not particularly into gothic girls but this chick is FINE! all guys go to www.chainsawsally.org to find out what i mean...OMFG! SHE IS HOT! I CANT SAY IT ENUFF!

Id Love To Bone Chainsaw Sally

by David Towle June 5, 2004

Chainsaw

The act of rubbing your braces while performing cunnilingus. Noises optional.

I chainsawed that bitch and she screamed for hours!

When Tommy chainsawed Suzie she cried, and Tommy had bits of clitoris flesh in his braces for a week.

by kittymuffin December 24, 2007

chainsaw

A power tool designed to efficiently cut trees by means of a motorized chain with serrated edges, hence the term chainsaw. Chainsaws usually consist of a two-stroke gasoline engine, but with electric power being more commonplace, some chainsaw brands are electric-powered. However, in popular culture, the chainsaw has gained notoriety as a potential weapon or an instrument of torture and/or gruesome murder, most famously in the movies Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hostel, and Scarface. The chainsaw has also been featured in video games such as Doom 3 and Resident Evil 4, where it has become an icon.

In Resident Evil 4, the player can be gruesomely decapitated by Doctor Salvador or The Bella Sisters, the main chainsaw-wielding enemies of the game.

by JumboJet Captain September 29, 2006

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011