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cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016
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who cares

why is the sky blue?
who cares
by jack wood January 2, 2005
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Great Caesar's Ghost

Catch Phrase by Perry White, Editor-In-Chief of the Daily Planet in Metropolis in the Superman Comics.
Jimmy Olsen: Good Mornin' Chief

Perry White: Great Caesar's Ghost! How many time must I tell you...Don't call me "Chief"
by Tleilaxu October 21, 2010
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nobody cares

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel
girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*
by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014
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Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).
DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!
by Cliff June 5, 2005
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caress

When a guy touches a girl with his body parts in a sexual manner
Chad used his hands to caress Keirsten's silky blonde hair and firm perky breast's then he used his penis to caress her soft red lips and tight pink vagina!
by SlopNChop May 22, 2016
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