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catholic shit 

1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.
Don't worry Father, Satan didn't spoil the bog roll, i did a catholic shit.
catholic shit by lowkey1974 April 27, 2009

Catholic girl

a young female believer in the Catholic faith. Often they wear crosses. They have a stereotype for being slutty, especially the ones who go to an all girls school, but this is not always true. Some wait to have sex till they're married, some till they fall in love. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT take it up the butt. That's still sex, and still a sin. Always a lot of fun to be around.
S: Is she Catholic?
M: Yeah, she's a Catholic girl. Lot of fun. Waiting till marriage for sex though.
S: Bummer...
Catholic girl by randomgirlinkilt September 9, 2011

Catholic schoolgirl

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary mother of God pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

pray for catholic schoolgirls

Catholic Schoolgirl

Catholic school girls are the best partiers, and they dress skanky to get all the guys’ attention at parties
look at tha Catholic schoolgirl in the corner wearin that short skirt grindin up on the boys
Catholic Schoolgirl by aka727 March 26, 2008

Catholic Twins 

Siblings born less than 12 months apart.
Rick was 11 months old when his mother had Mary. They're catholic twins.
Catholic Twins by keith0211 March 5, 2009

Catholic Swag 

When you pray the Rosary whenever you can, you read the NAB version of the Holy Bible. You know where the Pope is at all times and you keep up with the president election because you don't want Obama to take away your religious freedom. You have catholic swag when you wear your Rosary not just as a necklace, but as a statement. You KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when a Protestant comes up to you and tells you that you do not have a personal relationship with Christ, and you tell them ,"I take the Eucharist every Sunday, the Eucharist is the Body of Christ, It can not get anymore personal than that SISTAH!" OH BUDDAY and YOU KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when your best friend wants to become a Priest and he is the coolest guy in youth group and when your best friend Jill wants to be a Sister and you are like AMEN AMEN AMEN!! Pray for each other, Love each other, God Bless <3 #Catholic SWAG
@FuentedeJovenesenCristo #Catholic SWAG <- FACEBOOK
John: Hey did you go to Cafe Con Cristo last Friday?

Jill: Yeah! It was Catholic Swagged up to the max! See you at the Catholic Swag event next Saturday!
John: Aiight, Pray for me okay gurl ?
Jill: Amen to that my brother in Christ, see ya Sunday!
Catholic Swag by CatholicSwagGirl September 5, 2012