“I’m calling Cassandra on this relationship right now. You’ve only been dating for 8 weeks and she’s borrowed over $10,000 from you. This is going to get worse, I’m warning you now.”
When I get into work tomorrow I’m going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.
When I get into work tomorrow I’m going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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She's humble to know there's always room for improvement.
She believes that one can never stop learning and has become a savage queen with wisdom that makes racist white cisgender heterosexual Christian men cringe, and she loves it.
She has big hazel eyes, hair that's always changing length and color because she can pull it off. Her body is banging!!
She has been known as the seductress of men but it comes naturally. She doesn't want all the men that want her. The way men desire her makes many women VERY envious of her.
She's humble to know there's always room for improvement.
She believes that one can never stop learning and has become a savage queen with wisdom that makes racist white cisgender heterosexual Christian men cringe, and she loves it.
She has big hazel eyes, hair that's always changing length and color because she can pull it off. Her body is banging!!
She has been known as the seductress of men but it comes naturally. She doesn't want all the men that want her. The way men desire her makes many women VERY envious of her.
Fuckboy1: "Dammmmn Cassandra!!!"
Fuckboy2: "Cassandra, Cassandra I wanna see more of ya."
Girl: "I'm so jealous of her hair!"
Girl2: "wtf, why does she get all of the attention?"
Man: "Maybe because she loves herself, she's drop dead gorgeous, educated, athletic, and the list goes on!
Fuckboy2: "Cassandra, Cassandra I wanna see more of ya."
Girl: "I'm so jealous of her hair!"
Girl2: "wtf, why does she get all of the attention?"
Man: "Maybe because she loves herself, she's drop dead gorgeous, educated, athletic, and the list goes on!
by _Mad.Dogg_ December 19, 2016
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1) (Greek) a Prophetess whose predictions are true but never believed
2) beauty beyond measure
3) uncontrollable and unpredictable
1) (Greek) a Prophetess whose predictions are true but never believed
2) beauty beyond measure
3) uncontrollable and unpredictable
by Mnbvc101 December 22, 2016
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Get the Cassiar mug.the most sweetest girl ever as well as perfect. she might be a little slow sometimes but shes really smart. someone you dont want to miss out on being friends with and someone you want to spend all day with baking and talking about just dumb things. someone you want in your life forever
thats my bestfriend, cassandra
by spieysgirl November 23, 2021
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