Yes, a friggin fine ass minion lookin' ass thick ass *thinks: should i be saying this online..?* OK BOOMER
by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020
Get the misha cassmug. An attention seeking bitch who is always interrupting people and shows her sh to people and is always bring up her "mental illnesses" and always telling someone she's gonna kill herself
by Imacottonpicker1234 January 11, 2022
Get the Cassmug. The Subbiest subby wubby goth girl gf with huge mommy milkers and big bitty. Will ask to be gentle but doesent mean it. Is a fan of urethra play and genital flogging.
by Assblaster Chongmaster November 22, 2021
Get the Sam Cassmug. Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.
random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024
Get the Preston Cassmug. by The Kool Aid Child January 16, 2021
Get the Cassmug. by Lowkeydall October 23, 2020
Get the Dall les cassesmug. cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.
by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021
Get the cass citymug.