Carrot

A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting

Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”

by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021

Carrot

A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.

Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation

by Bigwillyman69420 March 8, 2022

Carrot

A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.

"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"

by Che Guevara August 22, 2003

Carrot

Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: im a pineapple

Phil: your more of a melon i reckon

David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!

Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool

Sam: think you might have confused phil there david

David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!

Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: you got it in one!

by DaeDaveDavid February 7, 2010

Carrot

the act of putting a carrot in ones pants to make a buldge.

sir do you have a carrot in your pants

by mystery loverr January 28, 2014

Carrot

A Girl who is very very orange and looks like a carrot

Carrot : "You like my fake tan"
Me : " Shut the fuck up you're a carrot"

by Swag Man G 765 May 24, 2016

carroting

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

by spoof720 August 26, 2013