Sam Carpenter 

The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.

( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.

Sam Carpenter by ghostfaceluv3r123 April 19, 2023

Brazilian Carpenter 

Part of Speech: n
Definition: a technique in which all or most of the pubic hair is removed with the application of Duct Tape which is then warmed with a heat gun

also called Brazilian Carpenter's wax, bikini wax

Etymology: I heard it here in San Francisco

As erotic as a Brazilian Carpenter's wax can be, the duct tape can leave behind adhesive, so be sure to properly clean your Sub after the procedure.

Brazilian Carpenter by clausemic September 21, 2011

Donna Carpenter 

A stinky fishy person who looks like she uses lotion for shampoo.

Donna: hi!
Me: oh my lord do u smell that??!
Donna: Smell what?
Me: ...
Also me thinking inside my head: *oh my fuck that's her cuchi🐟🐟🐟*
Me again: Well the ocean called earlier they told me to tell you they want their fish back....
So there for Donna Carpenter is Stanky fishy

Donna Carpenter by Fishy Stanky October 14, 2019

remi carpenter 

A sexy girl

remi carpenter is a sexy girl

remi carpenter by hdjsos November 22, 2021

Union carpenter 

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.

Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.

Union carpenter by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014

angry carpenter 

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction

Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.

angry carpenter by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009

dirty carpenter 

when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds

jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!

john-what the fuck?

dirty carpenter by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011