The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.
by The Gaylord March 8, 2017
Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."
Abdul: "Go figga!"
Abdul: "Go figga!"
by Ridoinkulous March 14, 2009
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a technique in which all or most of the pubic hair is removed with the application of Duct Tape which is then warmed with a heat gun
also called Brazilian Carpenter's wax, bikini wax
Etymology: I heard it here in San Francisco
Definition: a technique in which all or most of the pubic hair is removed with the application of Duct Tape which is then warmed with a heat gun
also called Brazilian Carpenter's wax, bikini wax
Etymology: I heard it here in San Francisco
As erotic as a Brazilian Carpenter's wax can be, the duct tape can leave behind adhesive, so be sure to properly clean your Sub after the procedure.
by clausemic September 21, 2011
Donna: hi!
Me: oh my lord do u smell that??!
Donna: Smell what?
Me: ...
Also me thinking inside my head: *oh my fuck that's her cuchi🐟🐟🐟*
Me again: Well the ocean called earlier they told me to tell you they want their fish back....
So there for Donna Carpenter is Stanky fishy
Me: oh my lord do u smell that??!
Donna: Smell what?
Me: ...
Also me thinking inside my head: *oh my fuck that's her cuchi🐟🐟🐟*
Me again: Well the ocean called earlier they told me to tell you they want their fish back....
So there for Donna Carpenter is Stanky fishy
by Fishy Stanky October 15, 2019
ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.
by giant lesbian. December 31, 2010
An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014