Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

spit canoe

Forming a "canoe" using your index and ring finger over your middle finger in order to get spit to a vagina.

Damn baby your pussy dry, need to get a spit canoe up in there.

by Sicklet November 30, 2015

two in the canoe

Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.

Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.

Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.

How'd your night go last night?

"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"

by Kdavi934 May 16, 2016

peanut butter canoe

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

by Ami Pond March 15, 2023

Canoodle Poodle

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.

April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!

by 66057 January 2, 2008

Douche Canoe

1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."

If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!

by MFaF September 13, 2009